The Great Depression Diet: What Grandma Ate That Kept Her Alive and Sassy(A throwback to resilience cooking—lard, vinegar pie, and how to make do without Instacart) Before there was keto, paleo, or that juice cleanse that turned your insides into Read more…
When the Grid Goes Down, Who Will You Be?Spoiler alert: Hopefully not the guy fighting over the last can of chili at Costco. Picture this: the lights flicker, the Wi-Fi gasps its last breath, and your neighbors emerge from their Read more…
Doomsday Dating: Are You Emotionally Prepared for a Partner Who Hoards Pinto Beans?For when your love language is food storage and theirs is DoorDash. Ah, love. That sweet, mysterious force that can make your heart flutter, your palms sweat, and Read more…
There comes a time in every prepper’s life when you stand at the sink, gaze into a pot of steaming pasta water, and think, “Is this the end… or is this just dishwater in disguise?” Welcome to the magical world Read more…
Let me set the scene: It was a Friday night, and my living room looked like it was auditioning for a Pinterest board titled “Rustic Apocalypse Chic.” I had invited a group of neighbors over for what I lovingly dubbed Read more…
Let’s be honest—there comes a time in every self-reliant soul’s journey where the pantry looks more like a science lab than a kitchen. Between the “maltodextrin,” “sodium hexawhatchamacallit,” and the “may-contain-traces-of-meteor-dust” additives, you start wondering if you’re prepping for dinner Read more…
Let’s face it. When the grid goes down and the canned beans are flowing like champagne at a redneck wedding, there’s still one unspoken enemy that’ll sneak up on you like a raccoon in your tent: dirty laundry. It’s gritty. Read more…
When the Commute Gets Criminal: 3 Must-Have Tools to Defend Yourself Against Road Ragers (That Aren’t a Gun) Ah, the great American road trip. Or, more accurately in today’s world, the great American daily drive to Costco, where someone may Read more…
Ah…the pirates of old. Rationing, water purification, navigation, self-governance… and the occasional cannon. They were the O.G. preppers, minus the deodorant. Before there were bug-out bags, freeze-dried chili mac, and YouTube channels explaining 37 ways to purify pond water with a Read more…
I Tried Living Without a Fridge for a Week—Here’s What Thawed Out (Including My Sanity) It started as a choice. Sort of. My fridge didn’t completely give up the ghost, but it started making a noise that sounded suspiciously like Read more…