The survival scriptures, duct-taped directly to your bug-out bag. If Ron Swanson and a HAM radio had a baby—raised exclusively on SPAM, conspiracy documentaries, and YouTube canning videos—it’d be Steve. Steve is your friendly neighborhood prepper with a slight overbite, Read more…
Independence Day. The one day of the year when Americans proudly drape their houses (and sometimes their pets) in flags, fire up the grill like it’s an Olympic sport, and legally blow things up in celebration of liberty. And while Read more…
How to Stay Sane (and Married) When Your Spouse Thinks “Grid-Down” Is a Netflix Genre Let’s be honest: prepping with your spouse can be either a beautiful symphony of shared values… or a full-blown duet where one person’s singing “Food Read more…
When the Chips Are Down: How to Make Comfort Food from Prepper Staples (Yes, Including Nachos) Let’s talk about a universal truth: when chaos is knocking on your door—or when the power’s out, the beans are bubbling over, and your Read more…
Battery Operated Bliss: The Forgotten World of Non-Internet EntertainmentBecause sometimes, the most powerful Wi-Fi signal in the house is “Sit down and deal the cards.” Bear with me, folks—yes, we’re talking Uno, board games, and radios that need muscles to Read more…
Because Grandma didn’t need a bug-out bag—she was the bug-out plan. Let’s face it—our great-grandparents could probably out-prep us with one hand tied behind their back and the other holding a wooden spoon. They lived without smart fridges, solar panels, Read more…
If you’ve been prepping for more than five minutes, chances are you’ve got a stack of 5-gallon buckets taller than a defensive lineman at your place. But let’s be honest: do you really know the secret life of these humble Read more…
OK. Picture this: The world’s gone sideways—maybe it’s a grid-down event, maybe it’s the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2025. Whatever it is, you’ve survived. Congratulations! But now you’re standing in a makeshift bartering bazaar next to Steve (you know Read more…
Picture this: it’s 2 a.m. You’re dead asleep, dreaming about finding the last can of Spam on earth. Suddenly—HONK!—your feathered security detail sounds off like it’s the Fourth of July. Forget James Bond-level lasers and high-tech tripwires; sometimes the best Read more…
Preparedness Failures: Confessions From My Closet of Cringe Picture this: Me, standing in my “Closet of Cringe,” arms crossed, staring at a lineup of failed preparedness projects like they’re my personal mugshot collection. There’s the leaky “vacuum-sealed” jar that let Read more…